Eddie Fury ...
(Eddie strolls into center ring with the mic during a lull on Fury) Good evening, ladies and gentlemen... I'm Eddie Fury, welcome to MY show. I hope you are all having as great a holiday as I am, training for my big debut in a few weeks here... I know, I know, you all want me to debut here, tonite.. in this very ring!... but no, I mean seriously, look where we are.. But when I DO debut, I'll keep you glued to your TV sets, and spending your PPV money.. In addition to my physical talents, I am a certified wrestling genius, a criminal mastermind.. I'm in fact the smar-*test*-('") man to EVER wear tights.. and that includes both William Shakespeare and Herbert Hoover. It doesn't matter who they put me up against, I'm smarter than they are, I'm better than they are. As for the talent already here... well, frankly, I don't know a damn one of them.. they gave me a pamplet but I didn't bother to read it.. I'm sure we have the usual assortment of biker tough guys and supernatural scary-men that show up everywhere... and after I'm done with them, you won't remember them either. You'll see me again, soon...
(Eddie strolls into center ring with the mic during a lull on Fury) Good evening, ladies and gentlemen... I'm Eddie Fury, welcome to MY show. I hope you are all having as great a holiday as I am, training for my big debut in a few weeks here... I know, I know, you all want me to debut here, tonite.. in this very ring!... but no, I mean seriously, look where we are.. But when I DO debut, I'll keep you glued to your TV sets, and spending your PPV money.. In addition to my physical talents, I am a certified wrestling genius, a criminal mastermind.. I'm in fact the smar-*test*-('") man to EVER wear tights.. and that includes both William Shakespeare and Herbert Hoover. It doesn't matter who they put me up against, I'm smarter than they are, I'm better than they are. As for the talent already here... well, frankly, I don't know a damn one of them.. they gave me a pamplet but I didn't bother to read it.. I'm sure we have the usual assortment of biker tough guys and supernatural scary-men that show up everywhere... and after I'm done with them, you won't remember them either. You'll see me again, soon...